You don’t need a weather report if I am around. More photos in the first comment

SPOT THE BREA…D

 Some creative baking

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Some creative bakingCredit: Splitpics.uk

TITILLATING TOPIARY

 At least the people who live there can't see them

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At least the people who live there can’t see themCredit: refer to caption

WEATHER MANHOOD

 What to name this storm?

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What to name this storm?Credit: refer to caption

WORKING HARD

 As if we needed a reason to worry any more how we look at the gym

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As if we needed a reason to worry any more how we look at the gymCredit: refer to caption

A CLASSIC

 Suddenly they seem even less appetising

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Suddenly they seem even less appetisingCredit: Splitpics.uk

RAUNCHY RAIL

 We suspect this one wasn't wholly accidental

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We suspect this one wasn’t wholly accidentalCredit: refer to caption

HIGHWAY HIND

 An obvious driving hazard

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An obvious driving hazardCredit: Splitpics.uk

ROAST CHICKEN

 Enough to put you off your next Sunday lunch

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Enough to put you off your next Sunday lunchCredit: Splitpics.uk

PHALLIC FORMATION

 Maybe not a stop on the family holiday

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Maybe not a stop on the family holidayCredit: refer to caption

WHAT ANIMAL MADE THIS FOSSIL?

 An obstacle in the don't-step-on-the-cracks game

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An obstacle in the don’t-step-on-the-cracks gameCredit: Splitpics.uk

HOLD THE HANDRAIL

 ...or not

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…or notCredit: Splitpics.uk

NOT ON THE DOMINO’S MENU

 Possibly an element of design in this one

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Possibly an element of design in this oneCredit: refer to caption